Funny & Sarcastic Definition Notebooks

Because some things deserve their own dictionary definition.

Overworked? Underpaid? Surrounded by chaos? Or just completely out of patience?

Our funny and sarcastic engraved leatherette notebooks put a hilarious spin on everyday life, work, retirement, and everything in between.

Each notebook features a witty, dictionary-style definition that perfectly captures the personality, attitude, or daily struggles of the person carrying it.

Whether you're buying for yourself or looking for a gift that will actually make someone laugh, these notebooks combine humor with everyday practicality.

Choose Your Saying

Workplace Humor & Chaos

• Underpaid Miracle Worker
• Dumpster Firefighter
• Chaos Coordinator
• Herder of Cats
• Sh*t Show Supervisor
• Cluster F*ck Fixer

Attitude & Sarcasm

• F*cktose Intolerant
• Boss B*tch

Life & Lifestyle

• Retired
• Dog Hair, Don't F'ng Care

Each design features its own humorous definition, permanently laser engraved onto the notebook cover.

Choose Your Notebook Style

All 10 sayings are available in all four styles:

• Rustic / Gold – Unlined: Rustic leatherette cover with gold engraving and blank sketchbook-style pages.
• Black / Silver – Unlined: Black leatherette cover with silver engraving and blank sketchbook-style pages.
• Black / Gold – Lined: Black leatherette cover with gold engraving and lined notepad pages.
• Rustic / Gold – Lined: Rustic leatherette cover with gold engraving and lined notepad pages.

Product Details

• Size: 5.25" W x 8.25" H
• Material: Laserable leatherette
• Approximate weight: 0.981 lbs
• Laser-engraved design
• Available with lined or unlined pages
• 10 sayings and 4 notebook styles
• Perfect for notes, lists, meetings, journaling, sketching, or everyday ideas

Perfect For

• Funny coworker and office gifts
• Boss and manager appreciation
• Employee recognition
• Retirement celebrations
• Dog lovers and pet parents
• Administrative professionals
• Teachers and school staff
• Birthdays, holidays, and stocking stuffers
• Anyone who appreciates sarcasm and a good laugh

How to Order

1. Select your favorite saying.
2. Choose your notebook color and page style.
3. Add to cart and we'll take care of the engraving!

Made by Brindle Besties Creations

Each notebook is engraved by Brindle Besties Creations, a small, family-owned creative business in North Carolina.

We believe gifts should be useful, memorable, and sometimes just a little inappropriate.

Warning: Some sayings contain adult language. Please review your selected design before ordering.